PB2+ Cookies

Once again prevailed upon to provide cookies for a candidates' night, I set to work with two serendipitous ingredients I hadn't tried before. The discontinued rack at Carson General Store had a couple of packages of chocolate chips mixed with peanut butter chips. Normally I would have passed them right by, as they contain sugar plus fat, but I thought of cookie-baking duty and picked up a bag for $1.89, a bargain. Baking everything low-sugar, low-fat is a necessity at home, but providing verboten ingredients to the general public causes no qualms, as they would likely pass by any cookie that looked or smelled too healthy. Chocolate chips, especially premium dark chocolate varieties, aren't that high in sugar/fat in the overall scheme of things. My sister gave me a jar of PB2 mixed with "premium chocolate" (make that cocoa powder). This relatively new item is basically peanut butter minus 85% of the fat, and is supposed to be reconsituted with water before making a sandwich, etc. It also has some sugar, but little in the way of incomprehensible chemistry. The chocolate version is a peanut/cocoa low-fat Nutella-like powder. The chips inspired me to throw in a little of this powder with the complimentary flavors and see what happened. The result was better than the "Political Horse Pucky Cookies" of the previous posting, and disappeared even faster. I happen to know they were better because I split the only leftover cookie (snatched from outstretched hands) with Mom last night. Here's my recipe for PB2+ Cookies, which makes about three dozen. Start with 1 cube softened butter, and add 1 cup coconut sugar, 1/4 cup erythritol, and 1 tsp. vanilla paste (or extract). Cream together, stirring in 2 eggs. Then add 1/2 cup PB2+ powder, 1/3 cup cocoa powder, 1 tsp. salt, 1 cup unbleached flour (you could use gluten-free), 1/2 cup coconut flour, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1/4 tsp. baking soda and 3/4 cup quick oats. Stir together with 1/2 cup milk, adding the bag of chips last, mixing until all the ingredients are incorporated. If the dough still has a few dry pockets, add a small splash of milk. Using two spoons, form 2" balls and smoosh them down a little, distributing them evenly on parchment paper on a half-sheet pan. Bake in three batches at 375 degrees for 12 minutes. Remove to a rack and cool before storing. To transport them, I put them on paper plates in layers separated by waxed paper, placed in a cake carrier. These are not guilt-free, due to the butter plus small amounts of real sugar in the powder and chips, but the coconut sugar, coconut flour and oatmeal (higher fiber)and protein of the peanut powder redeem them somewhat.

Political Horse Pucky Cookies

Asked to contribute cookies for a candidates' night at the American Legion Hall on the upper Washougal River, I concocted a batch using two ingredients I've been experimenting with lately, coconut flour and coconut sugar; (the latter is a good substitute for brown sugar). The dough is rather stiff and I rolled it into two-inch balls, thinking they would spread some while baking. They didn't, and the result looked like what we as kids used to call horse apples. The candidates' night was an endurance test of political pandering, patriotic posturing, appalling punditry and rigid folding chairs, bookended by flag ceremonies performed by two Eagle Scouts put through their paces by their Boy Scout leader, who barked orders at the boys and interjected his own comments into the proceedings. After two hours punctuated by sporadic bell ringing to signal 'time' for the more long-winded among the office seekers, relieved constituents who had endured those folding chairs without a break fell on the refreshments like locusts. Most of the offered goodies were from the Washougal Safeway bakery, so the rather homely appearance of my horse pucky cookies and a small sign revealing their healthier ingredients did not deter those who descended upon the refreshment table. Two waxed paper levels of cookies rapidly disappeared, leaving a few balls on a paper plate that I was able to take home in Mom's cake carrier. A couple of people asked for the recipe. I hadn't written it down, as I had improvised the batch, so here goes: 1 stick unsalted butter, softened slightly; 1 cup coconut sugar + 1/3 cup erythritol + 1 tsp. stevia powder (you could substitute 1 cup brown sugar, or just 1-1/2 cups coconut sugar, as it is slightly less sweet). Cream together and beat in: 2 eggs, 1 tsp. salt, 1 tsp. good vanilla extract. Add: 3/4 cup coconut flour, 1 cup unbleached flour (you could use gluten-free flour), 3/4 cup cocoa powder, 1 cup old-fashioned oats (" " " gluten-free oats), 1 tsp. baking powder, 1/2 tsp. baking soda, 3/4 cup buttermilk. Stir together, adding: 1 cup dark chocolate chips, 2/3 cup dried cranberries. This combination of ingredients results in a stiff dough, so add more buttermilk if the dough still has dry patches, as the coconut flour and oatmeal absorb liquid. Cover a large baking sheet with parchment paper or spray with canola. Roll the dough into 2" balls and distribute evenly over the pan. Bake in a preheated 375 degree oven 12 minutes per batch; remove and cool. If stacking them up, use waxed or parchment paper between the layers. Coconut flour can be deceptive. When first removed from the oven the texture may seem dry, but they soften a little in an hour or two, making baked goods that keep their moisture a couple of days. These can also be frozen.